Happy Thanksgiving!!

Happy Thanksgiving
‘Twas The Night Of Thanksgiving,
But I Just Couldn’t Sleep.

I Tried Counting Backwards,
I Tried Counting Sheep.

The Leftovers Beckoned,
The Dark Meat And White.

But I Fought The Temptation,
With All Of My Might.

Tossing And Turning With Anticipation,
The Thought Of A Snack Became Infatuation.

So I Raced To The Kitchen, Flung Open The Door,
And Gazed At The Fridge, Full Of Goodies Galore.

Gobbled Up Turkey And Buttered Potatoes,
Pickles And Carrots, Beans And Tomatoes.

I Felt Myself Swelling So Plump And So Round,
‘Til All Of A Sudden, I Rose Off The Ground.

I Crashed Through The Ceiling,
Floating Into The Sky.

With A Mouthful Of Pudding,
And A Handful Of Pie.

But, I Managed To Yell As I Soared Past The Trees,
Happy Eating To All, Pass The Cranberries, Please!

May Your Stuffing Be Tasty,
May Your Turkey Be Plump.

May Your Potatoes ‘n Gravy,
Have Nary A Lump.

May Your Yams Be Delicious.
May Your Pies Take The Prize.

And May Your Thanksgiving Dinner,
Stay Off Of Your Thighs.